Anyone who lives in a condo or apartment (like my family) has had the ' I HATE MY NEIGHBORS' moment. If people would just follow the following rules, maybe we could all get along... wouldn't that be nice?
Etiquette for Condo/Apartment Living:
1. If your music is so loud that your ears hurt, your neighbors can hear it. TURN IT THE F#^K DOWN! Techno at 7am on a Saturday is not how I'd like to wake up.
2. The parking lot is meant for the ENTIRE complex, park between the lines so everyone has a spot.
3. A dumpster is provided so put your garbage IN said dumpster. Leaving it in piles along side of it makes a mess and smells. Also, leaving garbage in the halls in yucky
4. If your going to have a fight with a friend or a 'lovers quarrel' please keep it in your apartment. It's hard not to hear you when your outside and my window is open or your in the hall. Also keep your sexual acts confined to your apartment. Seeing you grind on the grass in front of the building makes me want to vomit. And on the sex topic, can you keep that down too?
5. KEEP THE LAUNDRY ROOM CLEAN AND KEEP TRACK OF YOUR LAUNDRY!!
See, 5 little things is all it takes to co-exist peacefully! NOW DO IT!!!
Anyone else have any tips for peaceful condo/apartment living? leave a comment
AMEN to THAT!
ReplyDeleteYou should also add the "if your a pothead, and we share a balcony (only separated by a partion), please don't smoke your janga there, I fucking wake up HIGH for work, AND THATS NOT COOL. Keep it to the weekends folks!" lol.
Actually, I also hate my neighbours that smoke in their apartment and it fucking seeps into my walls. I SWEAR, the only thing the bathroom should smell like is shampoo or NUMBER 2! naaaaaast. Apartments make me sad :(