10 Reasons I Probably Don't Like You

I have to say, I actually do like most people. But there are quite a few people out there that drive me mental!

#1 - You touch my baby: My daughter is 8 months old and adorable, I know this. But she is MY baby. I don't appreciate it when people I don't know touch her. I don't know if you just sneezed in your hands or forgot to wash after using the bathroom. I don't know if you just ate something she is allergic to. I simply don't know you, so don't touch my offspring.

#2 - You think I am too young to have a baby: I am 22, not 12. I am married. My husband and I wanted a baby VERY badly. I am of a belief that age doesn't dictate how well you can love and care for someone. And honestly, you can say what you want, but I know I am probably a better mother than you anyway.

#3 -  You think you can steal my husband away: Honestly, all I can say is "HA"... if you come to my house and see my husband and I "after hours" and you STILL think you can 'steal' him, you are crazy!

#4 - You put your child on a leash: It's a child, not a dog... if you want to do that with your hubby, go ahead, but in the privacy of your bedroom please

#5 - You aren't polite: Please & Thank You, opening the door for someone with full hands, RSVPing, and speaking the language of the country you are in is good. Being a ass-wipe is not

#6 - You think playing keyboards, guitar, or any other instrument makes you cool: It doesn't. There is a reason you aren't playing on the radio... you aren't good

#7 - You make jokes about child abuse and spousal abuse: It isn't funny... if I punch you in the face, will you laugh at that?

#8 - You're a natural health nut: Eating a cookie every now and then won't hurt you. However trying to treat serious illnesses with roots and 'prayer' will...

#9 - You can't park between the lines: If you park like an idiot, I can't get out of my vehicle, or remove my daughter's car-seat. You make me want to key your car.

#10 - Your a 'Hipster': Wearing clothes that look like they came out of your parents closet back in the 80's isn't cool. It makes you look like your poor. Honestly, buy some timeless pieces, or clothes that make you look good. Oh, and leggings ARE NOT PANTS!!